My Boobs

I have been thinking about my boobs lately. How I have often critisized them and loathed them. What did they ever do to me? Well, they have given me hours of pleasure, nourished all three of my children and been the object of my husbands affection. So what gives?

I'll tell you what gives. Heidi Montag, Pamala Anderson & loads of other women who inflate their breasts with fake body parts. They look like human floats and men seem to LIKE it! It's bad enough I am not perfect but now I can't even measure up to these sex symbols. Literally! I am not ever going to be a E or F bra cup. I don't want to and well...it ain't gonna happen. How the definition of sexy has changes since I was a teen. When I was a teenager this was the sex symbol:












Or this:

or this:

or this:

Now we have this:

or this:

Or this:

No wonder I have been thinking about my boobs. I have boobs in my face all over the place. Today I vow to love my small, perfectly imperfect, slightly sagging but still youthful in a way, breasts! If you love your NATURAL breasts I want to hear about it. Oh and if you love your implants.....I don't:(